What Your Watch Says About You

What Your Watch Actually Says About You

It’s overstating things just slightly to claim that it’s your watch which says the most about you, as at least one brand’s campaign has. What about, you know, your personality? Or your slogan T-shirt?

Joking aside though, you can tell a lot about a man from how he tells the time. You can buy a watch for £100 or £100,000. And your purchasing decision isn’t really driven by how accurate it is, or its myriad functions, for all of the self-justifying jargon surrounding mechanical watches in particular. (“It’s not a pretty bangle, it’s a totally manly tool…”) With a smartphone in your pocket, you technically don’t need to buy a watch at all.

Real talk: your choice of timepiece is about the aesthetic, the associations and, yes, the aspiration. It advertises how much you’re willing to invest your appearance: either thought, money, or both. You only have to look at the marketing materials of the marques to see that personality is at play. Are you a race driver or a pilot? An astronaut or a diver? This is how you’re selling yourself (consciously or otherwise) through the speaking clock on your wrist.

Ironman Or Other Sports Watch

You wear running trainers, but the trainers that you actually run in, not fashionable ones reserved ‘for best’. You carry your work clothes in a backpack that you got free with your gym membership. Your desk is surrounded by a plastic shanty town of protein shakers and assorted tupperware. You wear a heart-rate monitor under your wrinkled shirt at all times, and compression socks under your trousers. You cycle to work and view your commute as a literal rat race.

You have left an indelible impression on your colleagues – of the outline of your manhood, clearly visible through your lycra shorts.

Apple Watch

You don’t touch anything that isn’t Gorilla glass and brushed aluminium. You use Apple Music instead of Spotify, and take the recommendations. You read the entire iTunes terms and conditions once. You talk to your watch when nobody else is looking. You dream that Siri is real. You cried during the filmHer, because Joaquin Phoenix and his Scarlett Johansson-voiced AI companion could never Facetime IRL.

Other Smartwatch

You religiously listen to Tim Ferriss’ podcast and crunched through all of his books –The 4-Hour Work Week, BodyandChef– in four hours after teaching yourself to speed-read using his guide. You drink Bulletproof coffee. You track all of your metrics and are losing sleep over how much deep sleep you’re not getting. You are experimenting with nootropics (smart drugs) that you bought off the internet. You cried during the filmLimitless, because Bradley Cooper burned so brightly but so briefly.

Pilot’s Watch

You wore shearling jackets before they became a key trend for autumn/winter. You cry during the filmMemphis Belle. (Gets you every time.) You are not filled with horror at the prospect of aTop Gunsequel. You dream about being on a flight where the pilot has a heart attack and the stewardess asks if anybody can take the controls.

Rubber-Strapped Chronograph

You wear a Belstaff jacket, or maybe a Barbour International. You religiously watch Formula One, including the qualifying. You cried at the filmLe Mans, co-starring Steve McQueen and the TAG Heuer Monaco, because they were both just so beautiful. You applied to be a presenter on the newTop Gear, because you figured you may as well.

Mondaine Helvetica

You are a graphic designer type, or an architect.


Classic Leather Strap

You wear tortoiseshell glasses made from actual tortoiseshell rather than acetate. You carry a leather document holder containing actual paper documents. You drink Scottish rather than Japanese whisky, even though you know the latter is arguably better (single malt, obvs). You always leave the bottom button of your suit jacket undone, and you call your suit jacket a ‘coat’, as is the custom on Savile Row. You consider the term ‘tuxedo’ to be a frightful Americanism. You don’t wear brown in town, but if you did, you’d match your shoes to your watch strap. You have either fathered children or intend to father them in no small part so that you can foist your taste in watches upon them.

Retro Casio Or Brightly Coloured Plastic

You unironically wear enormous glasses that used to be given out free on the NHS that, ironically, you bought in a vintage shop for an exorbitant sum. You still own and play an original Nintendo Entertainment System, and believe that blowing on the cartridges somehow makes a difference. You have eighties-tastic seriesStranger Thingson your Netflix list, but you intend to record it onto VHS for a more authentic experience.


You are a man of unimpeachable taste who only buys the best. Or alternately: you are a shameless exhibitionist with zero imagination. (Context is key here.)

Richard Mille

You checked your bank account once and found Scrooge McDuck drowned at the bottom, the pressure at that depth having collapsed his lungs.

Casio G-Shock Or Nixon

You are a skateboarder or some other form of X-Games or extreme sportsman, or a less successful rapper. You don’t work for the man, but you still occasionally have to be places on time.


You wear Cos, Norse Projects and Our Legacy. You are part of a loose collective of freelance creatives who hot-desk in a co-working space that used to be a warehouse, even though it’s not entirely clear what any of you do for a living. You drink artisan coffee. You dream of being profiled byCouriermagazine.

Audemars Piguet

You are a successful businessman or a business, man in the Jay Z sense – i.e. you are a rapper. You use Tidal.


Diving Watch

You are a man of action and sophistication synchronously. You are Connery’s Bond: the rough with the smooth, an iron fist in a velvet dinner suit (not tuxedo), a shaken-not-stirred blend of suavity and physical capability. And you go diving, obviously. Why would you have a diving watch otherwise?


You are a carpenter who also makes conceptual art. You wear American-made jeans rather than Japanese, even though you know the latter is arguably better (selvedge, obvs). You also wear Red Wing boots, tattoos and a beard. You roast your own coffee, and brew your own craft beer. You occasionally buy furniture from Ikea, but you don’t look at the instruction book.

Big-Ass Watch

You do even lift, in order to build the forearms required to cantilever your enormous wall clock and belt. You basically bicep-curl whenever you check the time, and consciously flex while doing so. You have a Netflix list that consists solely of all threeExpendablesfilms.

Video: 7 Curious Facts Your Appearance Says About You

What Your Watch Actually Says About You
What Your Watch Actually Says About You images

2019 year
2019 year - What Your Watch Actually Says About You pictures

What Your Watch Actually Says About You recommend
What Your Watch Actually Says About You advise photo

What Your Watch Actually Says About You pics
What Your Watch Actually Says About You images

What Your Watch Actually Says About You What Your Watch Actually Says About You new pictures
What Your Watch Actually Says About You new images

photo What Your Watch Actually Says About You
pictures What Your Watch Actually Says About You

Watch What Your Watch Actually Says About You video
Watch What Your Watch Actually Says About You video

Communication on this topic: What Your Watch Actually Says About You, what-your-watch-actually-says-about-you/
Forum on this topic: What Your Watch Actually Says About You, what-your-watch-actually-says-about-you/ , what-your-watch-actually-says-about-you/

Related News

Celebrity Hairstyles: Ashley Tisdale Hairstyles
How to Configure Internet Access for a Laptop
Healthy Olive Oil Substitutes for Cooking and Eating
How To Cut Out Sugar (And Why You Should)
Bloom Grace: A Jewelry Brand That Funds Childhood Vaccinations With Every PieceSold
Jessica Biel Gets Real About What Its Like Being a Working Mom
14 Cute Easter Nail Art Designs
Who Dazzled At The Paris Couture Shows
Are You A Stressed-Out Single Mom Go Play With Your Kids
11 Heidi Klum Hairstyles: Classic Hairstyle
Hopes raised for male contraceptive pill
How to Make Textbooks for Your Roleplay Wizard School
Signs and Symptoms of Diabetes
4 Things I’d Never Know About Food If I Hadn’t Worked on a Farm

Date: 01.12.2018, 21:07 / Views: 91444